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Andrew Flattery's avatar

Sometimes a man leaves his wife at home, pilots the Fiesta over to the local AMC, watches Wicked, shadows the gays. If he returns home, remembers to bring her some ICEE on the return, you will know that our hero held fast to virtue amid the maelstrom of vice.

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Carla Berenice's avatar

My attire shall be black from now on and I thank ye for gifting us these lines which I enjoyed immensely:

For this reason, I have chosen all black. In both the minds of the laymen and the upper-echelons, the black ensemble is a sign of a serious individual, one whose inner world is, without question, painted over by a tapestry of colorful machinations, but whose somber shell notates a serious and critical eye worthy of its sagacity for they have chosen to contain this rich interior rather than share it with the rest of us.

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